To Junker Congress

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

'ey Crow.

Ya know, this channel was quite easy to gain access to. First o' all, Mickey doesn't 'ave a bloody Enigma machine, or whatever's tha best encryption machine around is called. Second, in thirty years o' piracy ya pick up some stuff on 'ow ta hack transmissions. 'nd trust me, this one wasn't 'ard ta hack cos o' tha first point.

Course ya could always try'n make a new transmission ta discuss what ta do with me without maself seein' it. If ya actually put some decent encryption on it then I probably wouldn't be able ta see it. Then ya can 'ave ya precious privacy.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.