Discovery and Alcohol

[AceJoker]

RP under alcohol lets you do weird things...:lol:

With my first character somehow i got near Zone 21. Some guys (cant remember who they where) who taken RP seriusly, asked me what am i doing here in this restricted area. I answered that some of my food splated against my cockpit window, and damaged my NavSys as well. I turned my ship's nose down, so the guys get the feeling that i try to look through the window. I told them that i can see the shapes of their ships and kindly asked them to fly to a direction, which if i would follow straight forward, would lead me to the next lawful base. Well, one of them moved his ship a little sideways and upwards (followed him with turret view), and told me to fly this way out of Zone 21. I thanked them and cheeky as i am, i pressed the afterburner (that thing that boosts your ship to 200) several times to look like a damaged car, started the travel-engine and right when it boosted my ship to 250 i cutted my engines again, knowing that the two still keeping an eye on me. One of them asked me something like "What is it NOW?" and answered them that my engine may have messed up. Now i asked them to give a minute while im searching for my hammer. According to a friend who watched me all the time i wrote in the chat something like "Start up you hunk o' junk!! *uses hammer* *dang* *bang**"
Then i started the travel engine on my way to Norfolk Shipyard and said "Good bye and thanks for your patience."

This was reconstructed according to my memories and what my friend told me after i got dry again.
I think the two keep asking themselves until today what i have eaten. :D
And the morale of the story is: "Don't drink and dri... uh fly.":nono:

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