Ouray Inn (iRP)

[Shagohad]

The Pitviper banked sharply to avoid a rather large asteroid. Colorado was a dangerous place in more ways than others. The large rock that had been hollowed out and weaponized set its weapon systems on his ship. Jararaca frowned, mentally willing the fighter to weave and wiggle its bladed wings.

"So. What's bringin' y'all here, Spook?" A gruff voice spoke over the comm channels.

"I heard there was a party and all. Not to mention I used to be one of y'all. The Good Pain in the flesh. Hypothetically...." He smiled inwardly, knowing this might go south.

"Alright. Y'all can dock. Just don't be causin' no trouble, y'hear?"

"No worries, bro, I hear." With that, a docking port opened up and the Pitviper slid inside in a fluidic manner. A space had been cleared for his alien fighter. How nice. The familiar scene of Eagles being hastily repaired and various fumes of noxious manners was a sight for sore eyes. He inhaled sharply, reveling in the nostalgia.

The fighter's cockpit split open like an elaborate flower blooming in the morning sun. Except these petals were crafted from metals that no human could possibly understand. Not to mention they were bladed to a horrific extent. His seat extended down, allowing him to dismount the form-fitting cradle.

His taloned feet clicked against the floor as he set down, his armored form straightening as he gazed about. People stared at him for a moment, taking in his alien and psychotic appearance. He simply ignored them, heading off down the hallways towards the Ouray Inn. He remembered visiting it a few times, much more preferring his room and his personal bar more than that public place.

His gauntlet came up, pulling the fanged respirator down around his neck. His face was still the same, aside from the paling skin. Same scars, same features, same serious expression. He finally made it to the door, pushing it open and looking inside. The first words from his mouth after he took in the sight were, "Y'all got any metal chairs? And made in Liberty?"

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"