Hey Steed! Thought I'd give this one a crack, to prove to these freshers how possible the impossible is:
Chyrsanthemum girls are like fire
set light to your loins with desire,
But best watch your step,
lest they break your neck,
and you have to come running to cryer.
I know: a bit archaic; so here's another. When out in the worlds mining scrap,
a chrysanthemum may land in your lap,
but sailor beware,
though silken and fair ,
step wrong and they'll give you the clap.
In addition I may as well note that any successful applicants will receive a fifteen million bursary grant, and of course, use of the corporate fleet.
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