<strike>Le Pimpernel shoves his face into A'ne's cleavage and motorboats the s**t out of them titties.</strike>
"Well A'ne I must say it is a... tempting proposition," says Le Pimpernel as he reaches round her to pick up the datapad.
"But you see there is one problem," he adds, switching on the pad.
"On that vessel will be every tasty nugget of information that I have ever compiled. My lifeblood in other words."
He smirks as he sits up and pushes A'ne back slightly.
"And after what happened to your last gunboat Cheri, I don't think letting you borrow it would be a wise decision."
He brings up the schematic on the datapad.
"And as you can see," he says, showing the pad to A'ne, "The vessels armaments are minimal. What would you even use it for?"
He smiles at her.
"Although since that is out of the question I do have some franks if you are still... frustrated."
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