I can haz skype

[Fletcher]

[12:40:21] Bear: I love you guys so much
[12:41:21] Fletcher: I feel all warm and fuzzy inside... wait... Bear are you inside me!?
[12:41:44] Bear: oh course my dear, just sit back and take it, it'll all be over in a few hours
[12:42:15] Fletcher: I think you better get the lube and some tissues, its going to be a marathon night
[12:43:00] Bear: screw the lube, your juices will provide
[12:43:23] Fletcher: very hygenic...
[12:43:40] Bear: screw hygene
[12:43:51] Bear: what's hygene ever done for us?
[12:44:02] Bear: I'll tell you what's it's done to us!
[12:44:12] Fletcher: Fletcher prepares for a rant
[12:44:23] Bear: it's raped a few of those lovely nights because it makes the ladies all scared
[12:45:40 | Edited 12:45:54] Bear: they think "OMG AidS" and your like "JUST BEND OVER" and their like "BUT I DUN WANNA" and your like "COME ON LADY, BEND AND FLEX NOW! I HEAR THE COPS COMEING" and she's like "NOOOOOOOOO AIDS" and your like "FINE! *pushes her into an alley* BEND OVER"
[12:46:11] Bear: stupid damn cops
[12:46:16] Bear: that alley is so damn tight
[12:46:18] Fletcher: So, a typical night out then?
[12:46:32] Bear: oh yes, Australia ftw
[12:46:42] Fletcher: and Flood ftw
[12:46:57] Fletcher: Today children, we find out what the Bear does in his spare time Down Under
[12:47:13] Fletcher: all religious people should note this, Bear proves there IS NO GOD

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