Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Lieutenant Commander Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Battleship Derby, Leeds system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]Report for 31/07/818A.S.

Such a long day.

First, I was called to Dublin to locate and possibly destroy several Natures Last Hope ships that had been reported in the area. I moved to the system with several other ships and we spread out to locate the Gaians.

I located one passing the Hood, and it immediately headed up. I followed with several other ships, and success followed as the one Gaian led to two others. There were two Claymores, both with reduced supplies of regeneration units, and one Black Dragon with reduced regeneration unit supplies. The pilot of this fighter was a Kusarian.

After a lengthy conversation with the Gaians, which had split into two groups (one Claymore and several Armed Forces ships and one Claymore and the Black Dragon with several Armed Forces ships). Then a broken AI-controlled gunboat saw the lone Gaian gunboat and tried to destroy it, with every other Armed Forces ship ordering it to stand down. I’ve had problems with these AIs before and would be the first to call for their termination. However, the gunboat was destroyed, even though it had a full supply of regeneration units to start with. A faulty AI that’s also a poor fighter. Not exactly the best work of our scientists.

After this, the Gaians agreed to be escorted to Newgate and be detained. We jumped to Leeds via the jump hole, but then I don’t know what happened. One side opened fire first, I would guess the Gaians, but then it all descended into chaos. But both gunboats were destroyed, and the fighter was pursued by Agent Ross with the intent of capturing the pilot for interrogation. I returned to the Derby to restock my Challenger.

A few hours later I undocked again and found a mass of BAF ships outside of Leeds, and a Kusari fleet just detectable. After a long wait, the Kusarians tried to move past us and we moved in and engaged. But now, the biggest blunder ever. Our pilots had all of that time to see the Kusarians were using capital ships and get their bombers. And yet, I was the only one in a Challenger! The Kusarians realised this and I was immediately targeted by most ships for the duration. That is, until my Challenger was destroyed.

After this I moved to Dublin in a different Challenger to meet up with several others to deal with three Corsair gunboats that were close to the Essex. I arrived and there was already a Challenger and a Templar there. Two more Challengers arrived in the next ten minutes, and we then moved in on the under-supplied gunboats (seemed yesterday was “don’t-bring-enough-regens” day). I unfortunately was targeted immediately. Big surprise. However, in instants the first gunboat was down. A minute later, the second was down. Then the third went down.

After this, Lieutenants Michael and John Clay and I went on a patrol of Bretonia. We moved through New London, Manchester, New London again and Cambridge with no incidents.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.