Tales of the Mandalorians

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A pot?

A pot.

Skimming over that overly disturbing image...are you currently in a relationship?

I married the first girl that put her tongue in my mouth, then I realized I hated her. She was a really loud chewer.

What happened to her?

She died under mysterious circumstances...something involving a pineapple and Billy's bedpan.

Let's just skip this argument..

Let's not. I am seeing this girl now. We went on this perfect date.

This is going to be good..

It was good! She shot down my ship and almost killed me. I really think she's into me.

I'm sure she is. What are your prospects for the future?

Well, I think I'll keep dating this other girl.

Another one?

She really is making me work for the good stuff. Waiting 8 months to get laid...that's a first.

Waiting to get married first?

What? In 8 months she turns 18.

Think we should call this a day.

Before I go. Got any dirt on the other Consuls?

That is confidential information, mister Templar. But there is disturbing stuff going on, and I feel that people need to know it. Consul Rodriguez claims to hear his dead brother.

Ah, that. He's lying.

Do you think he's faking it to get some attention? That would..

No, but I have seen that guy too. No way those two are brothers.

See you on Sunday, mister Templar.

[color=#FF6666]The Mandalorian Psychological evaluations are taking place at the Mhi'Motir.
Out of beer.