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[Tomtomrawr]

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[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF9900]Low
ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Bernard Norton, Bowex)Chamberlain
SOURCE: Planet Nuremberg, Munich system
SUBJECT: Reporting my run yesterday!

[color=#FFFFFF]Top of the morning! I'm just reporting my travels yesterday.

I started on planet Leeds with a cargohold full of poor refugees, all comfortably resting in cots. I made sure all two thousand and ninety of them were given plenty of food, water and tea (can't have a journey without a cuppa tea!) and then we moved through New London, Cambridge, Omega-3, Omega-7, Stuttgart, New Berlin and then Frankfurt where we landed on planet Holstein! Those people were thrilled and I personally waved them goodbye and wished them luck from the rear ramp. We then proceeded to Nuremberg with some Basic Alloys. We have now landed and have finished unloading the alloys and are having Military Vehicles put in ready for our return trip to Leeds.

It was unfortunate that I saw so few people on this run. Nobody to chat to on my journey. But I hope I'll see more people on my return to Bretonia!

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.