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[Tomtomrawr]

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[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF9900]Low
ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Bernard Norton, Bowex)Chamberlain
SOURCE: Battleship MacDuff, Tau-31 system
SUBJECT: Another report, this time for today

[color=#FFFFFF]Another fine run!

With the Military Vehicles fully loaded we proceeded from planet Nuremberg to the MacDuff in Tau-31. I must say that Rheinland was mysteriously deserted whilst I moved through. I only saw two ships: one miner moving his ore in Frankfurt, and one Interspace transport moving refugees in Stuttgart. However, in Omega-7 there was a miner who I had a chat with while I was moving through the system. Why isn't that system bigger?

In Cambridge by the New London jump gate I saw a Corsair bomber. He told me he was going for the miners, so allowed me to leave free of charge. That was nice of him. I invited him to come aboard later for some tea if he wanted to, and he said if there was beer he would take me up on the offer.

The rest of the journey went by without any other interactions. Which is a shame really, because then I'm stuck with my wife for the entire journey.

*A hand pushes playfully on him. He turns toward the source of the hand, laughing, and the transmission is cut*

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.