The Kiva, Pueblo Bonito

[Malaclypse 666]

"Congratulations, John Henry! I was wondering when you'd share news of the twins directly. Reggie told me in secret several weeks ago; but I've keep it under my beanie.

"As to children, Doc, they hold a special place in the eyes of Goddess. They are innocent, open to ideas, and unfettered by dogma. They first exist in a natural state of Chaos, receiving signals and 'imprints' from those around them.

"Most importantly, children bring out the best in those responsible for their protection and growth. As your question demonstrates, John, it is difficult to be around children and not exhibit love, compassion, and happiness. Being a father brings you blessings beyond measure."

The Episkopos turned to the young journalist, wondering just how much patience the fellow had. The problem was, Mal could write volumes on his relationship with the Ambassador; yet those volumes wouldn't begin to describe what Doc meant to him, and to the TAZ.

"I'm not sure where to begin, Gypsie. Some three years ago, rumors begain to circulate around the Omegas about a certain 'wild west lawman' who had somehow been given a second chance at life.

"Being a student of ancient Terran history, I was fascinated by the rumors, and determined to seek out and meet this legendary figure. As fortune would have it, the man turned up in our 'back yard', so to speak, on Gran Canaria. When I first met him, he was an Independent Zoner with a seat on the newly formed Council of Zoners. He still had a taste for cards and drink; but he also seemed curious about Eris and Discordianism.

"Our friendship grew quickly, and before long, I was priviledged to initiate John into the Church of Eris. Now, whether it was religion, his 'resurrection', or the love of a good woman, this rough, home-spun gambler cum lawman soon became a master at diplomacy, and earned the title of Ambassador to the TAZ.

"John's interest in medicine blossomed on its own, and the entire Sector has benefitted from his contributions as Doctor and owner of two mobile hospitals.

"But primarily, John has been there to lead the TAZ as Administrator during my various 'absences'. He has 'kept the Faith' and 'pursued the mission', perhaps even more dilligently than I myself have. And for that very reason, he continues to Administer the TAZ, while I have been directed by Eris to oversee Church matters.

Mal rose and wobbled over to the Doctor, crushing him in a great hug and looking him straight, but rather blearily in the eye.

"John, you and Reggie are my oldest, closest, and dearest friends. Without you both, the Church of Eris would not be what it is today; and the TAZ would be a ship without a rudder. Aces and Eights, sir. Aces and Eights."

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