Morrius's Human Resources Buisness!

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Damn outdated tech!


....oh wait...the lights on...


=The suit moves back, a man with greased back black hair sits in a chair, he smiles at the video screen=

Hey folks! My name is Morrius! And I am the owner and proprietor of Morriu's Human Resources Company! I deal in...well...human resources! Today, I would like to offer you a once in a life time opportunity! In my travels, I have discovered a marvelous place called Gallia! And in Gallia...they have lots of angry little people called Gallics! Now through my various contacts, I have discovered that many people are willing to pay for this Frog eaters!

Its cause there awesome to have! Here are a few reasons why!

-They speak French!
-There French!
-They eat frog legs!
-They dont shower!
-They are a great conversational piece!
-They can do tricks! (training not included)
-They hold potentially vital military information! (not guaranteed)


[color=#000000]I'm willing to sell these fine assets to anyone with a good paycheck! That means you, military leaders, terrorist factions, sadistic torturers, lonely internet guys with their parents credit card, desperate single males wanting something foreign, and the rich and wealthy who are just looking for something unique to show your friends! And since they aren't technically protected by Sirius humanitarian laws, you can do anything to them!!

Here are some of our fine products now!



Oh! And for those of you in Gallia who dont mind making a quick credit, I'm also accepting any people you bring me! Everybody wins! So come on down to Morrius's Human Resources Company

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.......................is that it or do I have another line?


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