Morrius's Human Resources Buisness!

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*Once in a Life Time offer to Increase Male Girth in as little as Four Weeks*
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What?!

=A man sits upon a toilet. Thankfully, a well placed newspaper covers up anything worth mentioning=

Someones actually interested!? Already?!...That was fast..alright...

=The man tears the newspaper apart and wipes himself with it. Thankfully, a black bar labeled "Censored" covered up anything worth mentioning. He flushes and pulls his pants back on, walking down a dark hallway=

Alright lets see...

A Pretty lady....

wants a pretty man....make that pretty men...hmm...

I NEED THE PRETTY BOYS UP FRONT NOW!

=Much yelling can be heard, eventually several men standing in nothing but their underwear stand side by side. They are covered in bruises and cuts. One of them is crying=

Hmmm...him, out, now.

=The crying man is suddenly dragged off the video screen, his wails growing more distant, eventually fading into nothingness=

Alright...so obviously these guys like to work out...as evident by the abs...actually not bad at all...hmm...START DOING JUMPING JACKS!

=The imprisoned men stare at each other, unsure of what to do=

Alright let me re-phrase that...START DOING JUMPING JACKS...or I throw you to the sodomites on deck 7...go

=The men instantly start working out=

Right, so there ya go...a couple of fine strapping Gallic men! Just let me know what you want to pay and where to pick them up...yeah....

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