***Incoming Transmission*** Comm ID : Dara O'Gara Location : Arranmore Base, Dublin Target : Molly Separatists Bounty Office
Top o' the mornin' to ye lads! Oi bin quoiet fer a whoile, oi knows, but oi bin busy nun the less, eh? Oi's nailed a few ships, an' oi be waitin' fer me monies now. 'ere's the list o' whut oi nailed so far.
Furst up be dis feckin' eejit 'sair whut oi runs inte aroun' the 49 hole. 'e din' last long, te be shure. 'e troied te run, but oi din' let 'im.
Den dese two Injun feckers oi runs inte. Dey were more o' a challenge, but tings aint dat even when oi be in me boat, eh.
An' den dere were dis eejit frum dem nutters in the armed forces. Armed an' stoopid dey are, or sum o' dem at least. Dis wun tought te foire on me, so oi showed 'im proper. 'e foired furst, eh.
Oi's gut sum more oi be troiyin' te git off me guncams. Oi'll send 'em trew when oi can.
Payment kin be made te [MS].BeanSidhe
Dara out.
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