Corsair - Zoner

[Dane Summers]

The real question one has to ask oneself is how come it didn't happen before?
Big beautiful planet hanging in the middle of nowhere, somehow gets colonized and completely taken over by the Zoners before the Corsairs.
And wtf is up with everybody and their mother getting planets?
GC, Zoners, HF, SCRA, GMG Samura, Colonial Republic, The Order.... (and those are just the ones with no planet in vanilla)
anybody who bloody wants a planet gets one, except the Corsairs.

I know, right? Truth being, Bretonia should have claimed GC a long time ago, or at least given all the zoner squatters the boot = or how about the Molly's - O49 should be a battle ground between Molly's and Corsairs.

The Corsairs should be fighting everyone everywhere for GC, since it can single-handedly usher in a new golden age for the Corsairs. My thought it, the Corsairs don't have any other planets because they dont want any other planets - Crete has forged corsair society for centuries - what happens should the corsairs shift to GC? once everyone has all they need, they'll get soft.

Keep in mind, the Outcasts don't have any other planets either, although thats really because they can't survive without good ol'e vitamin orange.

Anyway why don't you Zoners just form a council and set some minimum standards you can agree on and get this overwith?

Nobody liked it when we were united, and now no one likes it when were not - jesus christ Disco, make up your effing minds.

And even if we do unite, doesn't mean we'll automatically bend over for the corsairs or anyone else. Zoner unity doesn't mean you get what you want. It just means we speak with a louder voice.

There is a distinct lack of accountability, borderlining the point where any relations to Zoners as a whole is nonsensical. I don't know if I should say "hey pal" or fire my guns when I see you, because you all represent so many different things and have different rules and whatnot, while still sharing the same entry in the repsheet + ID. The guy I treat as my friend might just be aligned against my faction to the point of hostility, the NFZ I counted on might not exist and so on and so forth.

Oh hell, now your just being alarmist.
Here's the tip man, and listen up. Zoner's don't have friends. We have some factions we like, and that they like us - but we dont push until were pushed. Whether your a dumb ass pirate knocking over a whale full of refugee's, or a horde of bully's wanting to impose laws - we'll wait for you to make the first move. Why? because were a group of people that want to be left alone - and if thats true, why would we go stirring trouble first?

Every zoner you meet will say hi, kalliste, or greetings, or at the very least, nothing at all.

Also cut back on the caps (or make sure they are 100% unfit for waging wars) - you got some really nice models, but the Zoner "fleet" is ridiculously oversized and full of lollers with an unlimited ZOI.

Zone of Influence is paltry, and only really effects a couple systems. But were free to wander everywhere but Gallia, and Corsair turf.
Caps cant go into house space, and regardless, by ID, we can only act in self defense.

As well, I can guarantee you, that for as many lol'zoner caps there are, there at least three times more in the corsairs - or outcasts. Or LN.

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