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[Tomtomrawr]

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[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF9900]Low
ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Bernard Norton, Bowex)Chamberlain
SOURCE: Battleship MacDuff, Tau-31 system
SUBJECT: Yesterday's run

[color=#FFFFFF]The Chamberlain has successfully moved more refugees from planet Leeds to planet Holstein!

I personally made sure that all two thousand and ninety of the refugees were comfortable in the cargo hold with food, water, cots and tea before we left the planet Leeds atmosphere and moved through to New London via the jump gate. We took the long route and passed the Capital Planet. The refugees enjoyed the view of the lush green world.

The New London system passed by. Then Cambridge. Omega-3. Omega-7. Stuttgart. It was only in New Berlin that we finally saw some people. There was a Volksfront Sabre just off the lane with a Rheinland Military Wraith and a Behemoth transport. I dropped out and moved to their position, offering both of them to come aboard and sort their problems out over a cup of tea. Another Military Wraith arrived. Then a third. The Behemoth was leaving and I was ordered to clear the area. So I carried on after offering a last time for them to come aboard for a cup of tea and a chat.

The rest of the trip to Holstein went by without another soul in sight. We landed and I waved the new settlers off as they moved toward the relocation centres.

Ah, another day of helping people find their way that was.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.