To the Order High Command

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Mr Benjamin Brutza,

Your message has been received and is acknowledged.

We will deliberate on this further, although, I note that it is rather nice to hear of a mercenary asking to use our technology, without intending to use it against us. Makes a fresh change.

However, I would like to ask, what fee are you proposing in return for the gunboat?

Order High Command

Xander Aaron Ainsley Augustus Jacen Bastian Eadbhard Alexander Qayshon Dabney von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorf

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.