The Girls of Sirius Calendar

[Yaoquizque]

Sin's After Hours bar... 2am...
Only two persons are in the bar, on this cold night at Shasta Skyhook....

A dark haired young lady sits in front of the counter, wearing a long dark dress, and using earrings mounting what seems to be two big blood diamonds.

She sips some Vodka using a straw, while staring sadly at her glass.
At the other side of the counter, a somewhat aged Discordian is cleaning some already clean glasses with boredom....

The girl suddenly sighs and complains "So empty! Where are they all?"
- "Well... i have no idea Concordia" says the old man, as he idles while pretending to clean his glasses.

Concordia sips some more vodka and says : "I bet Mnemosym told everyone to avoid the bar! Damn witch! And i'm sure you know about it Mord."
The barman shrugs and blushes "Of course not, dear. I didn't see your mother since... well, can't really remember when was the last time"
He then skillfully changes the subject of the conversation..

"You know... Concordia... Business is quite low these days... And i don't want to scare you, but your debts are increasing everyday"

Concordia keeps staring at her glass, pretending to not listen to what Mord is saying.

He wonders "I think you borrowed money to every single male in Shasta.... And you even borrowed some to your mother..."

She suddenly stares at Mord "Then what? You know i will pay back" she smiles "And don't mention again that witch!"

Mord saddly says "Well, to pay me back, we firstly would need to see clients here... And to make things even worse, you're half of the time somewhere in Sirius..."

Concordia grins "I can pay you back ... whenever ... i ... want" she winks at him
Mord suddenly blushes... "Erm... Not that i don't want to... but your mother would kill me for sure.... But i have another idea"

He searches in the mess stored under the counter. After a while he comes back with what appears to be an old calendar. "Here, have a look"
She looks at the calendar "Uh.... And?"

- "Well, the company making those calendars searches some models"
She laughs "Why should i do this? I please enough men" she wonders "Well is it ever enough?"

Mord stares at her "I have no doubt about this... but above all, you need money... Look, they offer 5 millions of Sirius Credits. With that, you could at least pay back the money you borrowed to buy this scrap you're flying" He smiles.
- "Eh don't say that of the Unicorn!" She suddenly realizes he is joking, and stares back at her glass.

Mord makes a pause... "So, what do you say?"
- "Alright" She smiles "But i'm only doing it cause i have nothing better to do!"

Mord nods "Sure, sure. Hang on, i will go catch my pix"
After a while he comes back "Well, ready whenever you are"

Concordia wakes up, moves to the center of the bar, then wonders "What should i do...? Uh... I guess i should show something interesting" she smiles.

She starts to remove her dress. Mord blushes badly again "Uh... right"
She smiles "Eh! you have seen worse... or was it better?" She makes a mischievous face.

Mord stares at her dark underwears, hiding idealisticly her somewhat [A.D.M.I.N Censored] as well as her [A.D.M.I.N Censored]. He blushes even more. "Errh... Should do it"

Concordia starts to take some poses, amplifying her curves and smiling, obviously amused by Mord reaction.
He forgets for a while to take pictures but finally remember what is the purpose of all this and uses his pix.

She laughs and takes a prudish face "Do you think i should do nudes as well?" She starts to remove her [A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored] and [A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored] while [A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored][A.D.M.I.N Censored].

Mord hides under his pics. "Uh.... i think this should do it... i will send them as soon as i can and we will see...."

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