"Hi Honey, remember me?" *A stream of rapid spanish, an arm flying through the air, a resounding slap* "Heh, I guess I deserved that. But listen to me -" "Why should I listen to you, Cabron? You said you were going to take me off this rock and show me the sights." "That I did, and that I will. But first, the sights want to see you." "What do you mean?" "You remember that photo I took of you, in Myrtos Villa? Well, some guys like the photo - a LOT - and want to put it in a calendar" "Why would I do that for you? You said that -" "Easy now, this isn't for me, this is for you. If you agree, you become a pin-up for the whole of Sirius, and all those places that you wanted to visit will be begging the 'Benitez Beauty' to stay." "Well..." "It would mean that you would be visiting those places on your own terms, as your own person, there in your own right, rather than the 'arm-candy' of a 'Sugar-daddy'. You would be calling the shots, and I know you like to do that." *A half-hearted smile and a chuckle* "So, you'll say yes?" "Well... Okay" "Great! Just sign here....
and here.....
and here....
And we're done!" "Where are you going?" "I have to deliver this contract to them... or you won't get into the calendar" "You can deliver it in the morning. Come Here"