The Girls of Sirius Calendar

[Yaoquizque]

Kyushu Astroport.

Concordia wakes up in the little cabin under the Devil Unicorn hold serving as bedroom... She yawns "Oahhh, another night alone. Dang..." She moves out of the cabin and goes in front of a small mirror.
She stays there for a while, taking funny poses and showing her tongue while laughing.

She then dresses quickly and goes out to take a shower and a quick lunch in the Astroport facilities.
After several hours she comes back to the ship with a Kusarian pilot.

Astroport's robot working around can hear them, thanks to their pressure wave detectors :
- "Erm, Concordia-san. I'm not sure this is a good idea" The man seems to be a bit embarrassed
- "Hey... love, your girlfriend doesn't work in the astroport right?" the girl laughs
- "Hai, but..."
She takes his hand a kisses it, then laughs..
- "Don't be so afraid!" She grins
- "We pilots of the naval forces are never afraid, young lady" He makes a proud face
- "Very well! Oh.. Here is my ship... Would you come in, Onegai?" She smiles "we say like that right?"
The man smiles
- "Your pronunciation is well... fine"

They enter in the hold of the ship
- "Uh... My apologies for the mess around here"
He looks around
- "It's okay..."

Concordia notices an incoming message stored in the Unicorn capacitors...
- "Oh... Would you excuse me for a moment, love. Could be important"

She reads quickly the message then whispers : "What? They didn't receive the nude pics?" She laughs "Ah! i bet Mord has kept them for himself!"
Concordia then initiates quickly a new communication...

++ Source : Popess Concordia ++
++ Destination : Mord the Fifth of the cabal twenty-three ++
++ Derivation : Goddess Discordia ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

*Concordia shouts* KNOW YE THIS O [handsome] MAN OF FAITH!

Oy, Mord! Silly boy! *she laughs*
You kept the pix for yourself, didn't you? *smiles*

That's unfortunate... *She makes a prudish face* I will have to remake those nude pix again....
*The Kusarian officer in the hold hears that and says* What? Oh my... Would you like me to... leave, Concordia-san?
*Concordia laughs* What? No... I'm so much better when i have some audience...
*He blushes. In the mean time, Concordia moves the recording device to center the little space in the middle of the hold...*


Now let's see... *She smiles and start to remove her pants, then her top*
Hey, hon'... you can sit here i think... *She moves some stuffs on a small table in the corner of the hold*
Arigato *He nods and sits, staring at her*

*Concordia starts to dance and [A.D.M.I.N Censored] to let the officer see her [A.D.M.I.N Censored]*
- Concordia-san, you're such a nice lady *He moves his hands to [A.D.M.I.N Censored] . She pretends to not notice it* ...and your skin is so sweet...

*She laughs* Eh... would you mind to help me to remove that [A.D.M.I.N Censored], hon'?
Uh... Sure... *he wakes up and helps her*


Now... *she slowly removes her [A.D.M.I.N Censored], revealing a small [OMG A.D.M.I.N Exterminatus!].
She takes some poses and wait a bit for each one, in order to let the recording device capture them correctly.

The Kusarian officer starts to [A.D.M.I.N Censored] again*

Hey! Don't do that, love! *she laughs and whispers :*
Those damn Kusarians, they are so pervert...
*The officer's face turns red as he backs off *
Erm, Gomen nasai... Couldn't resist...

*She looks at the recording device and says*
Now Mord, you better not keep that for yourself and send them to that... *She wonders* paper company or something like that? If you don't do it... i will find out... *she makes her mischievous face*

All hail Concordia! *laughs*

*She moves out of the recording angle... a bit later the video fades*

++ A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife! ++
++ End of transmission ++

Somewhere in Sirius... A mad hacker has succeeded to decipher the mu encryption protocol level...
"Damn Admins! They ruined it all again!"

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