To: The SCRA or whatever...

[Tabris]

Comm ID: Captain Ben Warner, Sirius Coalition.

Subject: Your Ship's Destruction

"Dear Sir or Madam, your ship was destroyed by the CPW Trotsky on the charges of Piracy, Murder, being unsightly, Capitalism and/or Imperialism.

We regret it has come to the point of destroying your ship, but if you continue to engage in the acts as stated above than our glorious Coalition Forces will have no choice but to continue destroying your vessel.

Should you wish to leave feedback or lodge a complaint kindly input your Comm ID and Firewall Password so we may send you a package that will make you feel better.


Signed

Captain Warner, Commandante of the Fighter Corps, Sirius Coalition."