To: The SCRA or whatever...

[Shagohad]

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Comm ID: Commissar-Commander Angelica Broch
Location: Trotsky
Recipient: Idiot Corsair

Know the funny thing about war? People die in it. Ships are lost. And we expect you to deal with it. By simply being a Corsair you put yourself on the firing line. I don't care if you're minding your own business, pirating, or smuggling; you are an enemy of our Revolution.

If you whine again it will only make our destruction of your vessel more out of spite than it is about you being a Corsair.

Do not waste our time with your petty ignorance.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"