To the Order High Command

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Mr Daniel Conner,

This is most curious, as most mercenaries either seek to destroy us or seek fiscal remuneration for whatever services they require. A welcome change indeed.

Feel free to enter Omicron Minor to surrender this artifact. It will be treated with the utmost care.

Order High Command

Xander Aaron Ainsley Augustus Jacen Bastian Eadbhard Alexander Qayshon Dabney von Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorf

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.