UNLAWFULL CONTRACTS- Bretonia,

[dara]

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Comm ID : Dara O'Gara
Location : Arranmore Base, Dublin
Target : Molly Separatists Bounty Office

Top o' the mornin' to ye lads! Oi tellt ye's dat oi'd be havin' more fer ye te look at, an' oi does. Dere be 'sairs, moiners, an' BAF fer ye te be payin' me fer. Feckin' Dublin is becomin' nad, te be shure. On top o' all the usual feckin' eejits we's havin' te be dealin' wi', it seems dat all dese feckin' pself-employed poirates an' Freelancers be gettin' way too big fer deyre feckin' boots. We needs te be takin' dem off deyre high 'orses, oi be tinkin', an' te dat en' oi tought oi'd start te list dem dat oi runs inte.

So 'ere oi goes.

Furst up a 'sair gunboat. Oi be surproised det got any of dese bloody tings left



Next some eejit inna Praetorian dat tought 'e could take me solo



Dis feckin' eejit moiner had our lads in 'is hold, an' 'e wouldnae let 'em come over te me boat, so oi turned the fecker inte dust, an' tractored in our lads. Fecker e'en swore at me!



Dese two armed forces lads troied te hassle me in New London. Oi don' tink dey's learned deyre lesson, cuz wun o' the eejit jumped roight inte anudder ship an' attacked me again! Oi'll only be claimin' the wunce dough, eh?




Last up were dis feckin' poirate aroun' Dublin. Oi dunno whut she tought she were doin' roun' Arranmore, but when oi tellt 'er te feck off, 'she started te get roight arsey wid me! Bleedin' cheek. Feckin' wimmin. Well, she'll have te be gettin' 'er feller te be buyin' her anudder ship, te be shure.



She aint bountied, oi knows dat, shure enuff. Oi jus' tought ye should be knowin' 'bout mad bitches loike dis wun, eh?

Payment kin be made te [MS].BeanSidhe

Dara out.

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