Last Will and Testament of Kearney O'Sullivan

[Ion]

"Ifn when Oi dont come back, All that junk in me locker goes to you Maebh, your the only barmaid for me.

Well, luv, seein as it m be me last toim seeyin you, i suppose id best explain why it is Oim makin this."


"Vogtland. Oim not lookin for'rd to this.

Its al'as the way, 'Oh, Send Kearney, he'll make it'. Bollocks. bollocks. bollocks."

"Oim not cut out for this, how in all hells di' it start anywey. F*oked if i c'n remember, It Musta been those 'sairs, allays them, gettin ta places they shouldnt be."

"Oh, thats right, af'n they breached the field, new directives came down. Oi din sign up for this!"

"So there Oi was, just finishin me paperwork, an i get this Com from command that i have to go to Rheinland, Rheinland of all places! joost to pick up some new f*okin ship or other the Union has bought. O course, command bein what they are, they gave me only some halfhazard directions and a safety warnin!"

"Oi thought Oid start this log before Oi go, jusn so you know whats hapn to me."

"Keep the a guiness and whisky out for me, Oi'll be back before you know it."

-Kearney

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