Jacques stopped the fake smiling, and began to frown. He leaned closer to the Captain and began to whisper while looking around, making sure no one decided to eavesdrop.
"I am not your enemy. If you want me to be, i will be, and I'll have you killed right here, right now. Did it occur to you that the bartender is human? Have you noticed how he is constantly washing the counter even though no one has sat there? Heh.. Not the brightest of us, that's for sure. But if you want to play this game then i suggest you take out him and the drunk monkey to the left of us."
Jacques moved his eyes in the direction of the monkey that that was obviously pretending to be drunk, passed out on a table but scratching his arms every minute.
"This is MY home pal! MINE!"
Several turned their heads, but then went back to what they were doing.
"But uh.. you're obviously smarter than i thought.. So if you want me to tell you everything, we'll go to a secluded place. But hear me now, I do not wish to fight you, only to make a friend."
He smiled a large smile, and looked around once more.