Aleksander docked his battered old Griffin, marching straight to the recruitment office and throwing open the door.
"It is I, my brothers and sisters! Aleksander Dorchstsky!" he declared, walking to the desk where the Forms were stacked. "These are the forms, Da? DA! I shall fill them out immediately!"
Aleksander spent the next half hour filling out forms, his literacy skills were not their sharpest. Finally signing the last page, he turned to the other waiting applicants.
"My friends, do you know where I could get some Borscht? I am absolutely starving!"