The Joker

[The Joker]

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Dear Me,

I am writing myself this letter to remind myself of what has happened in the past three months. Yes,[color=#33CC00] this is weird, but it'd be more weird of me to not to do something totally abnormal.

Lots of interesting things taken place in the recent period of time that's now behind me. Guess I can start from the day I got my first destroyer. Pure joy struck me when Collin Breen announced to me that he can give me refitted destroyer which Mollys use to use as the heavy transport of some kind. It needed a lot of work and investments, which I never really had troubles finding. After it was restored to its previous glory on Belfast Production Facility, all it needed was the crew. Only several of my thugs knew how to operate such a large boat and, just when I thought I'm in a real trouble of finding proper crew-members, the word of my new ship reached the ears of Gunther Hoerts, a very cool hessian-leader dude, who came up with a great idea.

No one was more surprised than me when he suggested that I take aboard hessian convicts, renegades, misfits, maniacs, killers, rapists who were declared as traitors to RHA. Some of them were locked up in hessian prisons for years. Gunther Hoertstey is genius for releasing them into my custody, that's for sure. Those men adopted to the style of my command in just few days. I'm guessing that they liked the laid-back yet effective and brutal approach I require from people who serve me. My favorites were and still are ex-military rheinland hot chicks. Really good looking in those short skirts but dangerous and unpredictable as hell. Later I've put all of them as officers on the bridge to keep my morale high up. They had the same effect on the crew-members of course.

But good news were followed by bad news. Collin Breen decided to go... away. Some idiots made him step away, to make distance of all of this. When he told me that's he's leaving, for the first time in my life I felt kinda sad. Well, I felt sadness for the second time in my life to be more precise. First time is and was always reserved for the loss of my cat Zorro... back in the days. Too bad he left. Collin I mean. Men like that are real rarity. Good people. The kind of those reliable and truly unique friends who don't ask much in return whatever one might receive from them. He'll be missed but I can't really blame him. Sirius is full of morons.

Molly Republic fell apart after his departure. Now it's ran by some other Mollys or at least they appear to me as some others. They have a goal but lack initiative and enthusiasm. I had no choice but to try and bring them closer together with BAF. As a result, I had to sign an agreement of no hostility towards Bretonia. Just wanted to do something for MR, felt like I owned them something. Or was it just the absence of my friend which created that illusion of debt. I helped BAF on more than several occasions since then; against Sairs, Indian tribe, KNF etc. Still I sense the lack of enthusiasm on Molly side. Their country is being over-run by a bunch of idiots and they still sit still and do nothing against invaders. Since that agreement was signed, not once did I fight along with them against our common enemies.

In Liberty things are going a lot better than before. High number of supporters join me on everyday basis. Rate of won battles has increased significantly. Relations with Hellfire Legion are quite good now. We had some mutual fights against LN/LSF/LPI and I must admit HL were more helpful to me than I was to them. After all, they do posses a force to be reckoned with. Just last night I've also received informations that Liberty Rogues have recalled the docking ban - we can use their bases now. Another surprise. I guess they've realized I really never had nothing against them. Always liked the silly names that they give to their ships. What probably had the most effect on recall of the ban was the fact that we actually helped them once in California against squadron of Bouny Hunter gunships.

Went to Omicrons several times. Wanted to meet up with that nommie-captain of Tundra. We had ainteresting conversation before and now I wanted to talk to him about something else what might concern us both. But I was never able to run into him. Instead, I ran into those Core hunteys which proven to be a lot more funny than regular hunters. SCRA, Orderly fellas, TCG crew, frustrated Zonies and those normal ones... Everyone hangs around in Omicrons these days. Nommies are probably putting something in their drinks.

Lately I've been working on my newest project. My Own Hologram! Haha. Thug Techey has been really helpful. We have some problems with behavior inhibitors and frankly - I don't think we're gonna be able to solve it. But I'm inpatient. I can't wait to put my hologram into action no matter how much different he'll be in comparison to its creator.

I'm still writing my book. Sadly I've reached a wall. My creativity is down to zero.

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