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[color=#000000]Pilot Name: Uhhh... Peaches of course.
[color=#000000]Date: 04-01-819

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Another lil Message from your favourite Peach!


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Yes Mum... I know Mum... No of course not Mum... Waaaaaait the bloody recorder is on! Mother shut up! I'm fine! Jeeez.

Sorry about that.... Aaaaaanyway, Peaches here after a lil unscheduled vacation... My poor little Vinnie broke down in Ontario, poor little thing. Took that silly repair man a week to get to me! A bloomin' week! Absolutely ridiculous! Should never have privatised repair men... Oh well. Buuuuuut eventually he got Vinnie up and running again, so I headed off to Ooooooooray as I do you know... And what did I find when I got back?...

A bloomin' comm from the high command saying this lil old Peach had made it to Fleet Captain! I was over the moon! Literally... Took Vinnie out for a spin and sat on top of it just so I could say that... The things I do to try and make these things funny.

When I got back from my little trip I found a package with a freshly cut set of keys to what looked like the Abbey! I was over the moo... Yeah won't use that again.

Keys in hand I ran as fast as my peachy legs would carry me and onto the Abbey! Sat down in the Captains chair, damn it felt good! I was just going to launch it wheeeeeeen.... Flight Control on Ooooooooooray told me the ship was grounded till further notice... Oh well. Maybe next week! I persoanlly blame the Xenos...

Aaaaaaanyway, before I get dragged into that diplomatic dog muck...

Peaches out.

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