Hello,
Hehe, I just love the idea and the buffs within it.
But somehow I think it would be difficult to put them in the game and make them work good. Maybe they will cause negative things in the game, like new bugs, slower game speed etc. But I aint an expert on that zone >.< As you might see.
Anyways...Funny idea;)
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