SCRA Recruitment Centre

[mtjsmith]

Vladimir looked intently at the recruit.

"And how would you fit into the fighter corps hmm? Where the vodka is freely dispensed and where your fellow pilots will laugh at you for your non-drinking? Hmm I wonder if your liver will take another drink or if it will merely explode. That said, It's a wonder you haven't exploded already - such is the reams of fat coming off you."

He threw some papers at the recruit.

"Fill these in and get to the gym fat-so. I would tell those two marines to throw you out the airlock but A) They'd break their backs trying and B) I doubt you'd fit."

He pointed at the door.

"Out. Go sideways if you have to. NEXT!"

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