Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[FaithfulWanderer]

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Hail,

Glory to the Goddess, curses to the most hated cabbage.

I can no longer ignore the whispers of Eris. She speaks of a past life as a soldier against the cabbage and I must heed her call. I go by the name of Anon Ymus. I come seeking servitude and only through that servitude may I be satisfied that the Goddess's calling to me is answered. I hope my following responses are sufficient.

1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?
Simply put it is choas but through the Eristic Principle that may be proven false or true or simply irrelevant.

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"?
It is order, the unchanging of the world, the solid and unmoving, the crystal death of the discordian mind.

3) What is the geneolagy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?
Money is money, but not money. Therefore it is useless. Its use is derived from the need of the user only when the user needs it.

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.
Everything is in chaos. Life is perpetuated by the new and the changing of what already exists. Order is nothing without choas, for new order can only come about through the chaos of the order that is. And yet the thought is wasted for you cannot believe anything you read.

5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)
First you look Up, then Left, then Right. Then much effort should be put into looking Down. Only then should you look Forward, therein lies the answer you seek.

Praise be to the Goddess. May her whispers hasten your decisions.

For now I must take my leave, the strange and unknown of the abyssal plane of space is beckoning.

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