PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High ENCRYPTION:Medium IDENTIFICATION:Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner SOURCE:Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin SUBJECT:Felix Brandt
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**Location: Planet Hamburg**
*ID: Klaus Hausler*
Tag meinen herrs,
Ich come here to apply to the finest Rheinland lawfull organization, the Rheinland Federal Polizei.
Ich was born on Planet Hamburg in the year 793. Mein mother und father work on the delivery services there, on Republican Shipping offices.
Ich used to work with them on mein college vacations. Oh, ich took History as a major discipline on Neue Berlin University. But the books weren't mein interest. Ich always wanted to belong to something bigger than ich und serve das volk. So, ich think that the best way to do that is by joining the ranks of the RFP.
That said, ich deliver here meinen application papiers.
Name: Klaus Hausler
Age: 24
Height: 6,3 ft.
Weight: 195 lbs.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
S.K.Y.P.E: Babylonian78
Flight skills: Medium
Well, so ich will wait for your answer...
Signed,
Klaus Hausler
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Herr Hausler, your application into the Polizei has been accepted. You are correct to believe that the Polizei is the best way to serve das Volk. We protect und serve them, while the Rheinwehr... murder Zoners.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.