Hola hermainos and hermaianas.
My name is, hi my name is, what?, my name is, who?, my name is, Slimboy.
I was born in Crete, our great great pachamama, unfourtanely that stupid piece of rock can't produce food... dude... that sucks. But anyway... I want to... break free... I want to break freeeeee... would you accept me?