From: Lysander Vogt | 814
Location: Planet Nurnberg
Subject: The Gaians and other growth
Guten Tag die Damen und Herren,
Yesterday I carried a load of 'Crowd Crushers' to Leeds, and found the first funny creature of the day: A Bundschuh at Freeport 11, I did not remember her name, sent me a Wasp. I ordered her to stop, she would ruin my nice painting and so i docked in the Trade Line without interruption. Some minutes later, she asked me on a private channel, if I would drop some of my cargo for her. I refused, because I was just in another system and explained same to her, bud she did not understand.
After unloading the vehicles I engaged Edinburgh to get some of theese nice little animals, you know, those with the brioght white fur and the cute long ears...
Well back to topic:
After undocking some Gaians, a fighter, a bomber and a gunboat. I guess, they were drunk or something...These retarded primates seemed not to be pleased of my intention and insulted the Vatherland, called it a hostile, smogged place without any nature. Well they seemed not to be convinced of my offer to get some nature to my home so I was ordered to return and get those crates back to Perth. These primates first wanted me to drop the cargo in space... Well I almost did, but I had sympathy with those cute little animals.
I decided to take some Amulets from Baffin back to Augsburg and flew back to civilization where the water just comes out of the wall. Unthinkable for those Gaians.
Well back to the Vatherland another 'pirate' crossed my way and asked me to stop. I refused and flow away. After he started begging I felt sympathy with him and sent him some mines I found in my storage.
Pirates are not the same they used to be. Well well well...
Now I am going to go to Holstein and have a little vacation. Does anyone has an idea what theese cute little beings eat? Do they actually eat? I had one of them in my cockpit and I want to keep it. Maybe I should take it with me to the bar. The girls will love it..
Well I digress. I will report further developments soon.
Regards,
L. Vogt
