***Incoming Transmission*** Comm ID : Dara O'Gara Location : Arranmore Base, Dublin Target : Molly Separatists Bounty Office
Top o' the mornin' to ye lads! Shure, ye aint run outta credits a'ready ha' ye's? Shoite, but oi tink oi moight have te go back te targettin' dese eejit moiners again!
Anyhoos lads, oi gut sum more te be claimin' fer, when ye's able te scrape tegether sum funds, eh.
Furst up, anudder feckin' 'sair inna gunboat. Oi dunno whoi dey keeps bringin' dese tings inte Dublin. Must be costin' 'em a feckin' fortune, roight?
Next up be sum bleedin' eejit o' a ...... shure oi be lost fer wurds on dis wun. Feckless eejit troied te poirate US! Anyways, the outcome were predictable, eh. Dem Shoires aint no match fer me little BeanSidhe, specially when oi dun gut a little help an' all. Oi dunno if dis wun counts fer a bounty or no, but oi tought ye'd ha' a laff eider way!
An' now we be gettin' onte the gud stuff, te be shure. Dem feckin' Indians. Oi dun ripped a fews o' dem a few 'oles when dey weren't comin' at us ten at a toime. Me scans aint roightly complete, so oi don' roightly care if ye pays us fer 'em or no. It were jus' a roight feckin' pleasure te space dese bastards, an' no mistake.
Payment kin be made te [MS].BeanSidhe
Dara out.
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