*looks around* Where am I? Huh? Here. Where? Ah I'm here, si si. HERMANOS! *he fixes his sunglasses* Sii, its hot today, I mean, I'm hot today....I mean, si. I'm Rodriguez....*music is heard in the background*...Igor Rodriguez, si. Thats my name. Its cool isn't it? I bet you would want to have a name like that, si. But you can't! Gehehe. *he checks himself out in the mirror* Gehehe, I'm so cool.
Sooo, hermanos, I send you this transmission here, today, at this time, at this very moment, this very second, because I hear that the mighty Sails aim to bring the Corsairs back into the light. And by "bringing back into the light" I mean eating out some Hessian brains. Si si. I hate Hessians, ohhhh I hate them so much. Si, now, where was I... Aha, I remember. Soo, my goal today, at this time, at this very moment, is to join you hermanos, to do what you do, but to look cooler while doing it.
Unfortunately I was not able to drop off any supplies to your bases because, well, I don't have a ship. My father took my ship one day, and crashed into the sun for no apparent reason other than....well, to crash into the sun. That was a sad day, si. The funeral was good though, and the food too, gehehehe...*looks around* I'm wandering off topic again...*he slaps himself* Damn son of a .... that hurt.
So, HERMANOS! I hope you will accept me into your ranks, because I have cool sunglasses, aaand because of the things said here, of course.
