Jack Aubrey:D-Damn what the hell are you laughin' ye dawg *crawls under the table and then he hits his head on it*..damn I'm wasted..I-Me will k-k-kill you for th(hiccup)is...*tries to stand up*..Oh damn..*falls on the plant again*..Who THE HELL PUT A CACTUS here?
Jack Aubrey:I'm drunk like a f***ing sponge full of alcohol..this new bar was a bad idea..I never was drunk like this before...all y-your fault D-Dave! Curse you!
*Jack goes towards the counter to pick a bottle of Vodka..*
Jack Aubrey:C-C-Cheeeeeeers! F-For C-Cerberus! *drinks a bottle full of vodka and falls on the floor unconscious"
*Meanwhile Alexander entered the bar..he was curious to see what was happening and who was yelling like a psycho...*
When Alexander opened the door he almost lost his mouth on the bar's floor.Jack was lying on the floor unconscious,Dave was crawling under the table singing,and Benedict was sleeping on the table.He was horrified and amused at the same time to see his commander lying on the floor..
Alexander Stone:Well..what can I lose? It's my free weekend! *goes towards the countboard and picks 4 bottles of beer*...
*2 hours later... (03:05) deck A-3 was desolated..*
Alexander Stone:Bad i-idea I had..damnit!..*runs towards a plant pitcher* Blaaaaarghh *pukes inside the pitcher*...me a scien..Blaaaaarghh...offic...blaaaaaaargh...what is this shi..blaaaaaargh..oh my god! *falls on the floor* Dave...Jack!
Alexander Stone:Huh? Wha? Where?! *raises his head to look around himself* Ah f**k this...Dave?!
Benedict Williams:Who had this b-brilliant idea..t-to g-get ourselves drunk?!
Jack Aubrey:Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!
<strike>//OORP: We wanted to do something funny...I almost laughed my ass off..</strike>