All right you suiciders, I've run through your clumsy applications and made following decision: Clint Eastwood and [color=#33FF33]Carmen Richards,
Your writings were useless enough to impress me; therefore, I've sent you both a questionnaire
Reply to it via private communication channel
As of one named Arachnia, you did not impress me
by this bag of suck you had written.
Moreover, you missed your full name graph and your bio... it's not actually a bio.
You can still try to write said above things and make it at least turbosquid-worthy.
Reply in here when you feel like it.