Ex-Slaver Seeks Employment

[Quorg]

Notice to all interested parties:

My name is Colton Moore.

I am the former captain of the Slave Train known as the Midnight Express, and a former leader of the now-defunct Slavers Union.

After the breakup of the Union, I was captured by the Liberty Security Force while engaged in smuggling through a restricted area. That was about eight months ago.
Because of my skills in transporting human cargo and risk I pose to prison personnel, I was granted a work-release from (CENSORED) Prison Station on the condition that I would find lawful employment related to transporting human passengers. I have been informed that I would be permitted to find such work in ANY house, so long as I'm out of the LSF's hair and not engaged in any unlawful activity.

Note that I am not authorized to pilot fighter, bomber, or capital ships at this time- nor is that my area of expertise.

I have no ship to work with (the Express was scrapped after my capture) but have extensive (very, very extensive) experience with the transportation of human cargo and will be able to quickly adapt to any transport ship that I am assigned to. SHIP CAN BE RETURNED UPON TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT IF YOU SO CHOOSE.

Please direct any inquiries to either this channel or private communications.

Thank you.

Notice to interested "unlawful" parties: I'm not *ahem* actively seeking *ahem* unlawful employment at this time... but I DO NOT ask questions about cargo I am assigned to carry, nor their sources, nor their destination. So drop me a line via PRIVATE ENCRYPTED communications if you have *ahem* confidential *ahem* human cargo jobs, so long as you can provide a ship.

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.