Dear Wall..

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The Adventures of Dusty The Squirrel!

Twas a quiet day as Dusty The Squirrel hopped along the grassy knoll playing with his nuts, when a giant firebrick house came hurling out of the sky with a speed of zoner. Dusty just barely hopped out of the way and avoided being smashed to smithereens. His nuts, were not so lucky. From within the house came a seemingly drunk woman by the name of Jeni. Before Dusty could yell and scream "FUUUU," the woman ran off down a ugly yellow road screaming "Junker tears will cure all." Dusty was furious. Now he would have to travel far down the grassy knoll to retrieve another nut. He set off on his mission.

Hopping down the grassy knoll, Dusty the squirrel came upon a bridge. This was no ordinary bridge! It was home to a forum troll! In order to pass the troll, Dusty would have to pay the toll! Dusty the squirrel payed the troll with a Rick Astley song. The troll enraged, let Dusty pass in order to keep his sanity and screamed "ARE U RUSS?" As Dusty hopped along the bridge continueing his journey down the grassy knoll, the troll yelled from behind him "you shall never retrieve a nut from the Phantom castle Duncanstahn and the Silver B@#%# Witch!" Dusty the squirrel hopped on.

TO BE CONTINUED!


- This synthetic weed is amazing. Shadow -