Bretonian MOD Armarments and Munitions Licensing Office

[Dashiell]

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yo yo yo,

The Clown has a question to ask. You baf dudes know that His Clowness has been working for you for a long time. lately, Dublin''s been getting weird. too weird. Gunboats and cruisers all over. Even the occasional metal sausage called osiris filled with either canniballs, homosexual saviors of mankind or drunk communists.

Now the Clown has seen those big ol' bombers of yours in action. and the Clown wonders: how would a Challenger look under Clown's arse, with pink lights on it?

Can the Clown be given acces to a Challenger? To make even more pretty lights?

Here's the paperwork:

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Your name: The Clown
Any organisation to which you are affiliated: Bounty Hunters
Exact Comm Signature of Ship: BHG|The.Clown
Your universal ID paper classification: Bounty Hunter's Guild ID
The public affiliation tag which your ship displays: Bounty Hunter's Guild

Precise ship or equipment requested: 1 Challenger bomber
Ship on which equipment would be mounted: Starflyer (what the hell do ya think?)

Your complete area of operations: Bretonia + bordering systems, Taus on very rare occasions.
Your primary area of operations: Bretonia like always
The proportion of your time which you spend in Bretonia: 99.89%
Your main enemies which this equipment would be used against: Corsairs, other pirates and smugglers

State your diplomatic stance towards the following:
a) Kusari: neutral
b) Corsairs: Hostile
c) Liberty: Friendly
d) Rheinland: Friendly
e) Gallia: Unfriendly
f) Outcasts: unfriendly, will engage if paid to do so

Have you any previous history of working for or with the Bretonian Armed Forces or other Bretonian government organisations: Hell yeah baby. Check the bounty board.

Describe in 100 words or less how granting you this equipment would serve the interests of the Bretonian Crown: dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead Scyllas dead gunboats dead gunboats dead gunboats dead gunboats dead gunboats dead gunboats dead gunboats dead gunboats Dead sairs dead Molleys dead SCRA dead EVERYTHING

Everything must -die-

Everything bountied anyway. Or which you hire the Clown for. Clown guesses you don't need a long winded story about how Bretonia is helped when pirates and scummies explode.

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Hope to hear from ya!


The Epicness Which Is Clown

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