Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Karl Donitz

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Sender: Karl Donitz
To: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner

Guten tag Sir. ,

I apologise that didnt make myself understood. I am an indie Rheiland Federal Polizei Guard , my ship contains proper ID&IFF paper work.The Polizei trusted my and gived the ship.

Fur ze Polizei. Fur ze Kanzler.Fur Rheiland!

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Herr Donitz, why did you not mention your membership in the Rheinland Federal Polizei Guard before now? The wording you used in your application made no suggestion that you were already an officer. So this is not an application, but a transfer request, ja?

Tell me please, Herr. Do you have a S.K.Y.P.E contact ID? You did not include it in your transfer request, und I need to know if you possess this before we can continue.

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