Sickness Quotient: 80%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 80% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.
Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means.
