Roight, toime fer me te get in 'ere afore Hone goes an' claims all the monies us Separatists dun get fer payin' bounties oi tinks. It were busy yesterday, roight enuff. Hone gut sum fer 'imself, an' oi gut sum fer me. Furst up be yet anudder feckless wunder o' a BMM moiner dat tought te troi an' nick our gold frum our fields.
Good news wi' dis wun were oi were able te get 'old o' teh Freagarthach te cum pick up all the ore dis wun dropped.
Later, oi were wi' Blodwyn an' Hone in 'is new monstrosity o' a Scylla, when we runs inte a coupla 'sairs in Praets, an' sum eejit o' a poirate in wun o' dem piece o' shoite Kusari boats eh. Den sum squaddies turned up an' all, an' a roigth feckin' furball ensued, te be shure. Anyways, oi bagged mesel' the two Praets whoile dey were troiyin' te take down dem squaddies, which dey did inna en' so it be a double bonus fer us, oi be tinkin'!
Anyways lads, oi tink oi be still drinkin' after yesterday. Blodwyn passt out a few hours ago, an' she be all curled up onna bench roight 'ere, bless 'er 'eart.
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Dara out.
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