>>>INCOMING
>>>Sender: Provost Marshal Jacob Forge
>>>Location: Destroyer International, Omega 52
>>>Subject: More Bad News.
Forge here.
It is with a heavy heart that I must say Dasha Ivanovici is currently missing in action. We are keeping our scanners and scouts peeled, but we are not sure she will return. Just in case, she gets a posthumous promotion. If she returns, she loses it.
And we lost Santa Claus. Somewhere. So no more presents until we find a new Stalin Claus. He doesn't get a promotion, because he seems to live out of pure spite. Ok, just kidding. There is no Johannes Claus. Never has been. You confused John Clouseu with this Claus person. I have the personal assurance from Commissar-Major Kirov regarding this mixup thst has plagued us.
That is all, go back to killing Corsairs and hitting on Ketsu and Villiers and Biach. And Kirov, if you're a crazy idiot.
And next one to ask me if my cane is a sword gets a sword to the chest.
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