WARNING: Transmission Coded to Commissar Mendel, attempts to intercept this transmission will be met with harsh punishment.
"Why my dear Comrade Mendel, you have been listening to too many S.K.Y.P.E. Communication Transmissions if you believe that I would DARE insinuate I would dismember/remove/murder a member of the Coalition's loyal Commissariat. I highly recommend you stop reading such transmissions yourself and delegate it to your subordinates, it's hardly a balanced use of your time as a member of the Coalition's respected Ministry of Truth.
I shall continue to serve the Coalition and it's ideals, even if I live to see the day when your old, grey and having your arse wiped by the Nurses in a Elderly Citizen's Residence.
Long live the Premier, Long live the Sirius Coalition!"
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