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Comm ID: Rich Banger
Location: Classified

Guten tag, sir or Madam,

My name is Rich Banger and I am the leader of a revolutionary trade company called the Universal Monetary Allocation Department, or UMAD for short. Here at UMAD, we recognize that no government is perfect. We also recognize the right of the constituents to dissolve the government. Our goal is to make sure quality of life will not diminish for the citizens of Sirius in the likely event of governmental collapse, be it any House Government. Therefore, we are very sympathetic to your cause, and though we are a peaceful organization, we believe we can support you.

The reason for this communication is twofold. Firstly, UMAD would like to begin transport of Ship Hull Panels and Gold to the Omegas, preferably Omega 54. With your permission, deliveries could begin within the next solar week. Secondly, we would like to begin mining operations in the Omega 11 system. We would appreciate your noninterference with this operation, as well as other future Rhineland operations.

In addition to incoming materials, our preference would be to make a noticeable donation to the Red Hessian cause, rather than individual donations of trivial size. This would exempt from future donations made by individual members of UMAD. We will be willing to make similar donations upon the expansion of our operations to other areas within your zone of influence.

It is our firm intention to be friendly with all Red Hessian forces and all of their allies. I would appreciate a return communication via this channel. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Rich Banger
UMAD