[font=Bradley Hand ITC][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF0000]Low ENCRYPTION:Medium IDENTIFICATION:Kaigun Chui Ikoma Toshikama, Kusari Naval Forces Reserve Umibozu Pilot SOURCE:Planet Kyushu, Kyushu system SUBJECT:Report (19.10.10, this report has been written the day after the events)
[color=#FFFFFF]Konnichiwa. Yesterday, I achieved a great victory in Kyushu.
I was heading to the jump gate to Kyushu in New Tokyo when I saw an Outcast Tridente. I told it to stop but it jumped which I took as an attempt to flee, so I followed it to Kyushu (1). I told it I would not allow it to escape, and in an act of cowardice it opened fire without a word (2)! I was insulted and shocked but I recovered quickly and began my attack. Thirty seconds later, a friend of the Tridente in a Sabre (3) arrived and also joined in the fight against me (4).
Well, they learned soon not to mess with a soldier of the Emperor. The Sabre was quickly taken care of (5), and then I could fully focus on the gunboat (6)(7). A Hogosha bomber arrived at the scene and then began to assist me against the Outcast (8), whom by now I believe to have accepted his fate. The Tridente was destroyed in a beautiful spectacle (9), and it shall show as a warning to all of them not to oppose the soldiers of the Emperor.
Those were the events of my patrol yesterday. Tenno Heika Banzai!
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.