Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

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Comm ID: Recruit Officer McManus.

Verbal recording translated to Text.

After a series of grueling rounds with the flight instructors I earned my wings! Haha! imagine that.

Shortly after retrofitting a Patriot to accommodate my ... *cough* ...feet, I went to patrol New York. I had heard of some malicious loons about without headlights, but was unable to find and scan them myself. They ran faster than me...

...then just disappeared. I heard some weird voices at the same time, but I put that down to not-enough-donuts during the day.

Personal Note : Being in a Patriot, is really really really really really really, really really really really, a bad idea when inspecting an Outcast ... anything. I wonder if the Chief will give me Liberty to use one of those flying cigars I saw running around the place. Thankfully they waited for me to finish the taillight and headlight inspections. All was in order. Must've seen me coming and hid the bad wiring.

Serious business : I followed some screams over the radio and near Westpoint I found a couple of bounty hunters, a couple of vigilantes, a handful of outcasts engaged in dangerous combat all violating safety regulations to the nth degree! There was an LSF agent hanging around, (what's he doing out in the open I wonder? Don't they usually hide in trees?). I was paralysed with the amount of regs being violated and didn't know what to do. I asked the LSF agent for instructions and he told me to "stay alive". Glad for some good orders, I did a hasty duck-for-cover routine and hovered underneath Newark. The unsafe lasers couldn't reach me from there.

Malicious loon : At last! I found a malicious loon! He was doing dangerous flying, donuts in space ....mmmmmmmmmm donuts. Uh.. what was I..oh yes! Malicious loons. He was doing don...circles in space. When informed that he was committing serious flying safety regulation violations and endangering Liberty citizens lives, and to cease and desist, he scoffed. After that bout, he rammed a Navy ship. Finally, after stating he was under arrest and to follow me to prison, he refused. So I opened up on the malicious loon! both barrels baby! Boom boom!

30 odd minutes later ... The navy ship asked if he could assist.

Sometime later, the malicious loon was dispatched with vigorous intent. I thanked the Navy ship for his assistance with my arrest and detainment. Although somehow in all the noise, I lost track of the perps lifepod. Mayhap we'll see each other again someday.

Patrol ends. I went off duty to find a good donut vendor.

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